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HAPPY BIRTHDAY (CLOWN)

By: Bald Guy Greetings

Price: $3.25

Front Message: Happy Birthday!

Inside Message: Okay, I'm not sure if this will work, but let's try it. 1)Act like you're reading something personal I wrote in your card. 2)After a couple of seconds, laugh as though I wrote something very funny. In fact, tilt your head back when you laugh so it looks extremely funny. 3) Now nod your head as though I wrote something very serious and heartfelt. Maybe touch your heart and exhale, but don't make it look forced. 4)Okay, now close the card, look at me and mouth the words, "thank you."

Dimensions: 5" x 7"

Ships: Ships in 1 business days

The idea behind Bald Guy Greetings is to offer a funny card that actually is funny. And hopefully, that's what a Bald Guy Greeting is... A refreshingly honest, sometimes brutal, always sarcastic, but never-the-less very caring card. A card company that tells it like it is.