Divorce Boss Cards
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Front Message
I will not chase boys. I will not chase boys. I will not chase boys...
Inside Message
I will make them chase me.
Description
Printed on creamy white Italian textured cover-weight cotton paper, with coordinating envelope.
4.25" x 5.5"Front Message
Image Only
Inside Message
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Description
Offset printed on premium uncoated cotton archival card stock. 30% post consumer recycled.
4.25" x 5.5"Front Message
I never understood why you married that jackass in the first place.
Inside Message
Please disregard this if you crazy kids have decided to work it out.
Description
Printed in the US on recycled uncoated card stock that meets the standards of the Forest Stewardship Council, using vegetable inks. Natural-colored envelope is made of recycled paper.
4.25" x 6.25"Front Message
I know you.
Inside Message
...and I know you can do it.
Description
Die-cut window opening to beautifully coordinated inner pattern with full-color envelope.
4.625" x 6.375"Front Message
YOU'RE FINALLY DIVORCED. LET THE EXPERIMENTAL SEX BEGIN
Inside Message
CONGRATS ON A NEW START
Description
Printed in the US on 100% post consumer waste uncoated card stock that meets the standards of the Forest Stewardship Council, using vegetable inks. White envelope is made of recycled paper.
4.25" x 6.25"Front Message
BREAK UPS ARE LIKE A BIKINI WAX
Inside Message
EXCRUCIATING BUT SO WORTH IT
Description
Printed in the US on 100% post consumer waste uncoated card stock that meets the standards of the Forest Stewardship Council, using vegetable inks. White envelope is made of recycled paper.
4.25" x 6.25"Front Message
YOU POOR THING
Inside Message
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Description
Printed in the USA using soy-based inks on paper derived from responsibly-managed forests.
7" x 5"Front Message
Oh, look at the time! It's about freakin' time to get over whatever the hell is bothering you and get on with your life!
Inside Message
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Description
Pen and pencil on paper. Litho in USA. Paper contains 15% post-consumer waste. Processed chlorine free.
4.25" x 6.25"Front Message
The chilldren may grow up and leave ya. The men may grow stupid and leave ya. But true friends will stay with you forever. Especially if you keep the liquor cabinet stocked.
Inside Message
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Description
Pen and pencil on paper. Litho in USA. Paper contains 15% post-consumer waste. Processed chlorine free.
4.25" x 6.25"Front Message
COUNT ON ME
Inside Message
If you need a friend, you can COUNT ON ME
Description
Die-cut window opening to beautifully coordinated inner pattern with full-color envelope.
4.625" x 6.375"Front Message
oh thank god.
Inside Message
what i mean is... sorry about your divorce.
Description
raised type printed on velvety 100 lb cover stock with signature red envelope. 30% post consumer recycled and made in the usa.
4.25 x 5.5© 2009 Jack Cards, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Patent Pending.











