Divorce Female Cards
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Front Message
ITS NOT YOU ITS ME
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Description
Printed in the USA using soy-based inks on paper derived from responsibly-managed forests.
7" x 5"Front Message
I will not chase boys. I will not chase boys. I will not chase boys...
Inside Message
I will make them chase me.
Description
Printed on creamy white Italian textured cover-weight cotton paper, with coordinating envelope.
4.25" x 5.5"Front Message
YOU'RE FINALLY DIVORCED. LET THE EXPERIMENTAL SEX BEGIN
Inside Message
CONGRATS ON A NEW START
Description
Printed in the US on 100% post consumer waste uncoated card stock that meets the standards of the Forest Stewardship Council, using vegetable inks. White envelope is made of recycled paper.
4.25" x 6.25"Front Message
BREAK UPS ARE LIKE A BIKINI WAX
Inside Message
EXCRUCIATING BUT SO WORTH IT
Description
Printed in the US on 100% post consumer waste uncoated card stock that meets the standards of the Forest Stewardship Council, using vegetable inks. White envelope is made of recycled paper.
4.25" x 6.25"Front Message
Oh, look at the time! It's about freakin' time to get over whatever the hell is bothering you and get on with your life!
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Pen and pencil on paper. Litho in USA. Paper contains 15% post-consumer waste. Processed chlorine free.
4.25" x 6.25"Front Message
The chilldren may grow up and leave ya. The men may grow stupid and leave ya. But true friends will stay with you forever. Especially if you keep the liquor cabinet stocked.
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Description
Pen and pencil on paper. Litho in USA. Paper contains 15% post-consumer waste. Processed chlorine free.
4.25" x 6.25"© 2009 Jack Cards, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Patent Pending.






